P. Biddington van Harrizach III, Neighbor

We find ourselves moved by your plight. Dare I say a PBID is in order?

PBIDs bring professional management and a unified voice to a region. Whether halting the incursion of hoi polloi or bestowing "roving ambassadors" to direct the right sorts toward your establishments, PBIDs lovingly toil while you sleep to bring extra sparkle and shine to your tired jewels.

We cordially invite you to share your tales at our next conclave. Perhaps you will also consider speaking out in favor of our current efforts at our next conclave (date, time and location "to be determined", the necessity for which we are certain one such as yourself will discern).

~P~